• amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
• amount of stories i've completed: 0

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via kearawinchester)

• Alex: selfie, drunk selfie, 2 am tweet that makes no sense
• Jack: dick joke, reply to everyone I follow but me
• Rian: CASSADEE ILY
• Zack: AMERRICKAN CLOTHES BUY AMERRICKAN CLOTHES, 20% OFF TODAY ONLY.

burntbypizza:

fabulous more like im fab, u less

(via tomlison)

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

(via toloveamachine)