If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg
there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist
I’M SO PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I’M GONNA SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP MY ASS
please do not do that
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition
You are the future.